One LIners
Rod Remelin
If you would like to get rich, earn more than you spend and keep on doing it.
Be realistic. Plan for a miracle.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
Why is it that the closer you get to the ocean, the more seafood costs?
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.
Another American invention the permanent Temporary Tax.
Where all men think alike, no one knows very much.
If you're yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Don't find fault. Find a remedy.
Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
Summer is when you try to make your house as cold as you complained it was during the winter.