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"A Certain Bet, From A Lad Who Knows"
Billy Joe Mauldin
A neighbor watched his zig-zag course, and hailed him from the lawn;
And, asked him where he'd been that day and what was going on.
"I've been to Bible School," he said and turned a piece of sod.
He picked up a wiggly worm replying, "I've learned a lot about God."
"M'm very fine way," the neighbor said, "for a boy to spend his time."
"If you'll tell me where God is, I'll give you a brand new dime."
Quick as a flash the Answer came!
Nor was his voice faint.
"I'll give you a dollar, Mister, if you can tell me where God ain't."
Success is never certain -- failure is never final