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How To Call the Police When You're Old and Don't Move Fast Anymore
From Rod Remelin
ll patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30 , and phoned the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!