1/22/17

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower

The Donald reflected on his newfound power.

The Deplorable masses had come out in force

Delivered a victory that would chart a new course

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes

The media had lied to them . . . ‘What a great surprise

They had been promised a blowout a criminal Hillary win

But instead ole criminal Hillary took one right on the chin

From all corners celebrities took their far left cue

Telling the deplorables’ we’re far smarter than you

In their high-horse bubble, with no working-class clue

They tell us all we must follow their out of touch view

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost

They can’t understand all the reasons they lost

Blaming it on Comey and Russian excuses are sad

Failing to acknowledge she was the one who was bad

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in so many ways was flawed

She couldn’t help exposing she was a lying fraud

The campaign revealed her corruptness and greed

Her speeches insulted deplorables’ votes she’d need

Out in the city streets there arose such a clatter

It was Soros-paid protestors…Black Lives Matter

With businesses to pillage and windows to shatter

Looting was their game knowing issues did not matter

Eight years of Obama had given them plenty of cause

To yearn for a replacement with another Santa Claus

Soon the bottom-feeder criminals will all feel the pain

When the wheels fall right off of their gravy train

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear

Upset the PC police will soon be out on their ear

The cocoa and crayons will help them for a while

But soon reality will creep in and cramp their style

I would’ve supported any Republican that rose

In the end I would vote for whoever we choose

He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would concede

The one they call Trump is the one that we need

I saw him on TV in front of a very large crowd

He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud

He spoke about energy safety prosperity and jobs

Taking this country back from the Washington snobs

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat

The Bruno’s he wore made his outfit complete

For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit

And he looked presidential, I will have to admit

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile the best

His hair was the color of my old hunting vest

His love for this country was on full display

His actions spoke louder than his words could say

He thanked all his voters, and before he was off

Saved thousands of jobs while Obama played golf

Fate of this country he leaves nothing to chance

Filled out his superior cabinet weeks in advance

The men he had chosen were of the same mind

Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind

He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat

With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet

“Now Mattis ‘Now Kelly ‘Now Sessions’ And Pruitt’

On Perry’ On Flynn’ You’re the ones who can do it

Start lifting those restrictions and building that wall

Dash away ‘Mattis ‘Kelly’ and ‘Flynn ‘Dash away all!

The roar of his audience rose from the stands

He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands

He answered their questions and calmed all their fears

They knew it was going to be a productive four years

He then jumped into his limo, and off to his jet

A fellow that snowflake liberals won’t soon forget

He sent one more tweet as the evening expired

“Happy Inauguration to all, “OBAMA > YOU’RE FIRED!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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