Humpday Humor: 'Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?'
BeforeItsNews
Sad to think that this doesn’t even scratch
the surface of their many crimes.
Feel free to add your own scandals and pass it
around!!
Susoni
Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama
administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun
running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17
and deaths?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying
about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the rampant voter
fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting
their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama’s Gay
boyfriends were mysteriously MURDERED when they came forward with claims he
was gay too?”
Bob: “No, the other one.
Jim: “You mean the president demoralizing
and breaking down the military?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the Boston Bombing?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls,
e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president wanting to
kill Americans with drones in our own country without the benefit of the
law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300
Million and right after it declared bankruptcy it was sold to the
Chinese?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the
Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The IRS targeting
conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health
insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION
DOLLARS and right after they
declared bankruptcy 3 months later the Chinese bought it?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: ” Do you mean the Illegal obamacare
fiasco?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Do you mean ignoring our
constitutional rights?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls,
e-mails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the
release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons and
falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional
threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass
Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation
of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in
February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all
registered voters in some
counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional
recess appointments in an
attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Department interfering
with an Inspector General
investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “HHS employees being given insider
information on Medicare Advantage?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and
Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I
got it! You mean that 65
million low-information voters stuck us again with the most corrupt
administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”