Cheney and Rumsfeld Admit Shadow Government Exists
Rumsfeld, taking off a wig and dark glasses he was using as a disguise at the photo-op then added to the astonished local and national press present “We used to be part of the New World Order, but those guys are simply lame. So, we started a new group, built our own high-tech secret redoubt and didn’t tell the ones we didn’t want to plot with anymore about it.”
“Yea, they’re still meeting in that underground cavern outside of Columbia, Maryland,” chuckled Cheney. “So lame.”
A reporter from the Wichita New Times, an alternative newspaper asked Cheney and Rumsfeld if President Bush was part of the organization. “Oh, absolutely,” Rumsfeld replied quickly, glancing at Cheney. “He’s a HUGE part of the group.”
Cheney then laughed and added “Definitely. He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he’s like the kid you let hang with your friends in high school because he had a car.” “A very important role in the group,” added Rumsfeld.
Questions then arose from the journalists about the Bilderbergers and their influence on the government and our society.
“Bunch of twisted nudie freaks,” answered Cheney as Rumsfeld nodded his agreement. “Do NOT get into a hot tub with any of them.”
Source: surfingtheapocalypse
also: WorldNetDaily
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