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Al-Gebra !
Al Spoof -- a long time employee and writer for the US. Dept. of Fraud
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-gebra is a problem for us," Mukasey said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.
"They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
From: amberco@swbell.net