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A New Element is Discovered !
morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "Duh." Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude with more energy, albeit as incoherent noise,since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
The "nucular" reaction alluded to above where Du combines with Foxnewsium (Fx) when bombarded by a moron beam yields: Duh + m (morons) + Fx = DumFx which is sometimes phonetically pronounced to describe the nature of the isodope produced.