http://fourwinds10.com 2026-04-03T19:23:02+01:00 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1581961954   ----- Forwarded Message ----- Sent: Sunday, February 16, 2020, 4:42:09 PM CST Subject: Fwd: A REFRESHER COURSE IN "BURMA SHAVE"   A man, a miss, A car, a curve. He kissed the miss, And missed the curve. Burma Shave   I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved some lives. People laughed and they were more careful!  It was a REAL "service" to America, even though it was an advertisement and it was one of the RARE "really useful" ones!   To My Old-As-Dirt Friends and Relatives who qualify as "old as dirt."  For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1558020813 5-15-19 The House Judiciary Committee recently voted to hold Attorney General William Barr in contempt, and the House speaker, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., has not decided whether or not she will hold a full vote. But he’s the top law enforcer in the nation, and “Barr doesn’t seem to scared of Nancy Pelosi right now.” That’s from Twitter news aggregator Twitchy after the two reportedly exchanged words on Wednesday. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1556979590 5-4-19 his is not an April Fool’s joke. It’s genuine. An expedition to the South Pole is planned for early next year in order to find proof that the earth is flat. By Guy Walters The Daily Mail Abridged by Lasha Darkmoon with added commentary, pictures, and  a 4-minute video THE EARTH AS A FLAT DISC LD: Sailing over the ‘Edge of the World’ into the black Abyss of the Unknown has always been a high-risk strategy for Flat Earth navigators, with millions of Ancient Mariners having apparently disappeared into the void since earliest antiquity. According to some modern proponents of flat earth theory, many missing persons each year meet their end in this watery way. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1552321828 3-11-19 LITTLE JOHNNY DOES IT AGAIN Chuck Schumer and a few of his staff members were visiting an elementary school and the class was studying vocabulary.  The teacher was in the middle of a discussion related to words, their meanings, and proper usage. The teacher asked Senator Schumer if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "Tragedy". So Mr. Schumer asked the class for an example of a "Tragedy". text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1547906527 1-20-19 PETERSBURG, KY (WCMH) -- A vandal got a rude awakening when he tried to run over a 9-foot snowman that was built on a tree stump. Kentucky homeowner Cody Lutz calls it "instant karma." What goes around comes around in good ways and bad ways, so I guess everyone learns a valuable lesson here from Frosty," Lutz called WXIX. The towering triple stack of snowballs in northern Kentucky has a lot of character.  Much like the people who built it, this snowman was packed with purpose. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1544195063 12-7-18 Alexandra Duvivier shocked Penn & Teller with this impossible close up card trick. Did she fool them? I hope you enjoyed this great performance. Subscribe for more Penn and Teller fool us videos and card/magic trick performance and tutorial videos. SEE VIDEO https://www.youtube. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1543857930 How To Sell A Mule by Muley muley@mtida.net December 1st 2018 Back, in my younger days, I used to associate with a couple of fellow muleteers, both of whom had 30+ to 40+years on me.  One of these was a gent named Pat Garret.  Now Pat was in his 80's and kinda' gimpin' around with a cane. He was an area original old timer. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1535472520 8-28-18 SEE VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecUU6AWJj-4&vl=en text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1530365445 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1523459903 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1518197702 2-9-18 During the call to Maxine Waters, the duo convinced her that the Russians had rigged the elections in Limpopo - a fictional land from a Russian children's fairy tale. Waters promised to lend assistance to the deposed President of Limpopo. This has made the rounds for a while now, but not to be forgotten, if one is to glean a clearer understanding of Maxine Waters true genius, and why she is so well thought of by all the other California U.S. Representatives as the undisputed premier strategist on international affairs, and a veritable paragon of legislative cunning. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1508870167 10-24-17 Can you imagine the liberal outrage that would ensue if a Western leader, especially President Trump, did something like this? But Vladimir Putin? He can get away with it.   in a press conference with his minister of agriculture, Alexander Tkachov, when the latter suggested that Russia follow in Germany’s footsteps by increasing its pork exports. Tkachov stated: “They (Germany) send half their pork to export. Look at Germany’s numbers: five and a half million (metric tons) of pork produced a year, of that almost three million is exported to all countries, to China, to Indonesia, to Japan, Korea, and so on.” Putin immediately noticed the problem, and commented that Indonesia, as a Muslim country, does not consume pork products. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1502730128 8-14-17 A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona Immigration office. "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children." The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them." The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and - - PING! - - he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go." The refugee claimant now got bolder. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1496422705 5-2-17     Bet You Did Not Know This                                                                         .                DAVID M. ADAM,JR. c/o ADD INTERNATIONAL,LLC.,PRES. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1496422487 6-2-1`7 So, How's Your Day Going   No matter If you’re at work having a bad Friday, OR if you’re home wishing you had a job OR if your day is going great and you’re looking forward to a fun weekend … THESE PHOTOS WILL MAKE YOU GLAD YOU’RE NOT IN ONE OF THEM!!   So, How's Your Day Going?                     < /o:p>                               Enjoy your weekend text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1484765749 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1484072287 1/9/17 f the US “intelligence services” were worried about Russian trolls, a phrase appearing 6 times in the joint report which concluded – without presenting any evidence – that Russia’s “undermine public faith in the US democratic process, denigrated Secretary Clinton, and harmed her electability and potential presidency” and that the “Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump”, it may have an entire nation of trolls at its hands now. The reason: as none other than the NYT admits, “the absence of any concrete evidence in the report of meddling by the Kremlin was met with a storm of mockery on Saturday by Russian politicians and commentators, who took to social media to ridicule the report as a potpourri of baseless conjecture.” Some examples: Alexey Pushkov, a member of the defense and security committee of the Russian Parliament’s upper house, ridiculed the American report as comparable to C.I.A. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1475946121 Oct. 9, 2016  MUST SEE! http://michaelpramirez.com/index.html text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1474555957 Sept. 23 2016    John Cassis is one of our nation's finest motivational speakers.  He told a story recently about a time when he was serving as one of the chaplains for the Chicago Bears during their glory years of the 80’s. As John tells it, Mike Ditka was about to deliver a locker room pep talk one day.  He looked up and saw defensive tackle William “The Refrigerator" Perry. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1472748116 Sept. 1, 2016 VIEW THE VIDEO HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omKsm-5EeNQ&feature=youtu.be text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1471458673 Aug. 16, 2016 This  one is a little different.... text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1470069972 July 31, 2016 NBA OR NFL? Even if you aren't a Sports Fan this is Very Interesting! **************** 36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, I repeat 71, Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related Charges 8 have been arrested! For shoplifting 21currently are defendants in lawsuits, And 84 have been arrested for drunk driving In the last year ! Can you guess which organization this is? Is it the NBA Or NFL? Give up yet? Scroll down, Neither, it's the 535 members of the United States Congress The same group of Idiots that crank out Hundreds of new laws each Year Designed to keep the rest of us in line.   Remember, most of them are up for re-election this year!!! ----- Original Message ----- From: "David M. Adam,Jr." <addintlusa@comcast.net> Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2016 10:29 PM Subject: NBA or NFL. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1463506345 May 16, 2016 (NaturalNews) If you're a 25-year-old athletic adult and you suddenly have a strong desire to win an array of high school sports medals, now's your chance! According to the Obama administration, people can now decide to be whatever they "self identify" with, regardless of biology. So now, you can decide to be a 17-year old high school senior, year after year, as you rake in the winnings and recognition on the basketball court. School officials can't stop you anymore. To question your biological age would be "bigoted" or "discriminatory" because you self-identify as a permanent 17-year-old. It's your civil right, you see, to decide to be a man, a woman, a child or even a teenager. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1459986021 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1452879959 Jan. 13, 2016 Last year, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you probably know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher. Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1451321618 Dec. 28l 2015 Jay Thomas tells his classic Lone Ranger Story on the Late Show with David Letterman. I had never heard this funny story about the Lone Ranger before but enjoyed hearing the ending as it confirms what an outstanding actor Clayton Moore was as he played the character of The Lone Ranger. If you liked this entertaining story you might also like to hear A True Texas Story. SEE THIS VIDEO http://biggeekdad. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1448118105 Nov 20, 2015 Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the "least evolved" among us . Here Is The Glorious Winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1437065762 July 16, 2015 A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the County Clerk’s office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is.., ” explained the recorder, “do you have a job or are you just a . text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1427126935 mARCH 23, 2015 ONE Recently, I when to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1425911047 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1424369542 FW:  Feb. 19, 2015 The video (below) highlights CNN’S crisis actor Anderson Cooper’s interview of a young Muslim lady (Suzanne Barakat) – supposedly a sister of one of the alleged 3 Muslims allegedly gunned down by an alleged atheist. How in all honesty and common sense are we to believe this reported event (as true) when corrupt mainstream media, CNN, is involved reporting it and a Muslim (of whose Islamic culture encourages deception – aka, “Taqiyya”) are involved. What better government crisis actors can the malevolent “powers that be” possess, than Muslims? Why not? After all, America has one in the White House cursing America at every opportunity which presents itself! Furthermore, this reported shooting event has telltale signs of a hoax. A huge fundraiser has already gathered close to a quarter of a million dollars. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1424274340 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1423615911 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1423076170 fEB. 2, 2015 2 February 2015 Last updated at 15:50 GMT Pennsylvania's famous groundhog weather forecaster, Punxsutawney Phil, has predicted six more weeks of winter in the state's annual Groundhog Day event. Phil emerged from his temporary home on Gobbler's Knob, an area close to the town of Punxsutawney. Parts of the US have experienced severe blizzards in recent weeks. http://www. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1422484662 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1421863285 Jan. 19, 2015    WE HAVE SEEN THIS IN THE PAST, HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT IS DONE???   Illusionist doing a sex change   1) hang onto your seat for this one.... text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1421162518 Jan. 13, 2015 VIEW IT HERE https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/k1bG2EPGmI0?autoplay=1&vq=hd720&rel=0&showinfo=0&start=82&end=321 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1418753154 Dec. 12, 2014 Nominee No. 1: [ San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriends windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.    Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]: James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1417794908 FW:  Dec. 5, 2014 One of the best ways to take a peek at what’s really going on around the world is to browse through a series of satirical illustrations. These types of illustrations will effortlessly make you think about various topics, from the current state of the United States economy to our obsession with social media and relationships. In a recent visual series illustrated by artist John Holcroft, we’re introduced to those popular topics and more.  Check out the photos below for a closer look!  Facebook likes fuel egos. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1415204518 Nov. 4, 2014 (SCROLL DOWN) * * * * * * * * * * * text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1414766116 Oct. 30, 2014 An Israeli cartoonist is standing by his work after coming under criticism for publishing an editorial cartoon evoking the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center in New York. The cartoon, by Amos Biderman of Haaretz, shows Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the controls of an aircraft headed for a building topped by an American flag. The plane says "ISRAEL" on the side: "The message is that Bibi is arrogantly and wantonly destroying Israel's ties with the U.S. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1410782951 Sept. 14, 2014 ANOTHER FAKE BEHEADING This one was supposedly of British "hostage" David Haines. I really do not know what to do about another fake beheading, because people are so onto the B.S. by now that it probably will not matter to dig through whatever this next phony is and point out how and why it is fake. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1410542210 Sept. 11, 2014 Anne & Patrick, Hope all is well with you and the family.  I came across this little story if you will and thought it might be a good post on Fourwinds thanks! It is reported that the following part of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls.  If authentic, it would shed light on the question, "Where do pets come from?" And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day.  Now I do not see you anymore. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1409930443 Sept. 5m 2014 Reality Check               Every human should get a chance to read this! "Dogs  Welcome"   A man wrote a letter to a small  hotel in a Midwest   Town he planned to visit on his  vacation.   He wrote: I would very much like  to bring my dog   With me. He is well-groomed and  very well behaved.       Would you be willing to permit me  to keep him in my   Room with me at  night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:     SIR: "I've been operating this  hotel for many years. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1408462569 text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1403708220 July 24, 2014 The Light Turned Yellow...    Now here is cop after my own heart! The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1402500980 June 10, 2014 For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.  At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates  reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that delivered 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating: If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1402068120 FW:  JUne 6, 2014 VIEW HERE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te48ucoEvFI&feature=youtu.be text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1402065643 June 5, 2014 No one in their right mind should deliberately get a cop to pull them over. However, this guy has some experience with Neuro-linguistic Programming. As a novelty, NLP is used to “hypnotize” members of an audience and and have them do funny things. Self-proclaimed hypnotist and magician, Spidey, thought he would try this out on a police officer. The results are pretty fantastic. text/html 1970-01-01T00:00:00+01:00 http://www.fourwinds10.net http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/entertainment/comedy/news.php?q=1401554314 May 31, 2014 God went to the Arabs and said,  "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill?    We're not interested.